After years of treatment, Theodore’s drooling problem was not improving. His fiance moved out shortly after the “rubber sheets” incident. He was terminated from his programming job because Hilda, the receptionist slipped on an unexplained puddle of liquid and subsequently broke her hip. As of August 1st, Theodore has gone missing. If you know of his whereabouts please contact authorities. |  Digg |  FURL |  Yahoo! My Web 2.0 |  Reddit