“Oh no you did not just touch my weave. You betta git yo ass out ma face befo’ I slap ya upside tha head. You gots the wrong sista, sista. I ain’t touch ya ‘B’. He a stank ass playa anyway. I ain’t neva touch that, I ain’t want cha disease, you ho. You mess up ma weave bitch. You betta be payin to fix it.”