Teddy didn’t ride around in a fancy Bugaboo. He didn’t wear Crocs or Robeez. Never took one spoonful of Tastybaby, the organic baby formula. Was never cradled in a Papoose. His hips, pelvis and spine were never supported by the Ergo Baby Carrier. He didn’t take his first step on this planet with the help of a Schorsch Walker. Nor did he eat his first birthday cake from BabyCakes NYC on an adjustable HiLo Chair. His mind never stimulated by The Wiggles. His imagination never roused by Pleo the robotic dinosaur or Furby the electronic stuffed animal.
And how did he end up?