Ever since Tim got a girlfriend, he’s been slowly disposing of his extensive porn collection. His favorites include Erotic Eye, Asian Touch and Black Tail Magazine.

“Yo dude, I just went for like the longest run ever, man. I was so dehydrated… you should’ve seen how much water I drank afterward.”

Did you know, stickers can make a wannabe indie band into a successful wannabe indie band?

Nutrition Facts:

• Serving Size 1.33 cup (30g)
• Calories 112
• Calories from Fat 4
• Total Fat 0g 0%
• Saturated Fat 0g 0%
• Cholesterol 0mg 0%
• Sodium 209mg 9%
• Total Carbohydrates 26g 9%
• Dietary Fiber 1g
• Sugars 3g
• Protein 2g
• Vitamin A 9%
• Vitamin C 100%
• Calcium 100%
• Iron 100%
• Thiamin 100%
• Riboflavin 100%
• Niacin 100%
• Pantothenic Acid 99%
• Vitamin B6 100%
• Vitamin B12 100%
• Folic Acid 99%
• Vitamin D 9%
• Potassium 1%
• Phosphorus 11%
• Magnesium 2%
• Zinc 100%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Henri Matisse, Pablo Picasso, Frida Kahlo, Van Gogh, Andy Warhol and me. What do we have in common?

The environment
Only Al Gore talks about
But my SUV is pimp